The State House of Representatives deliberated less than an hour and a half before voting 114 to 1 to impeach Mr. Blagojevich, making him the first Illinois chief executive to face such a trial.
Several hours after the vote, Mr. Blagojevich, a two-term Democrat, called the news conference at his downtown Chicago office. He denounced the state legislature, quoted inspirational poetry and recited a litany of accomplishments.
- NY Times
Yes this picture was actually in the New York Times. After being impeached in the house, Mr. Blagojevich was able to salvage a few supporters from the key demographics. That means, literally 1 person from each demographic. This would be what the aliens would take back to their home planet to show what Earth's offering.
His remaining supporters are as follows:
1. Someone Mr. Blagojevich owes money too, and apparently refuses to pay.
2. Tom Smykowski from Office Space. (He had the Jump to Conclusions Mat idea)
3. A transgender Jobless The Hut.
4. This Asian kid who was wandering the streets was told he would receive an extremely sour Warhead in exhange for his support. He complied.
5. OK, one of his supporters is a dead baby. This kid is deceased. He was under the impression the Coors Light cold activated bottle was a good idea. His sentence was carried out swiftly.
6. I can't go on. I feel like there should be a Centaur in there somewhere.
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