Ahh, we've all seen these messages pop up when our computer is on the fritz. To send or not to send, that is the question. Who exactly is in charge of fielding these error reports? This guy?
Guy over at Microsoft: Ahh look, it's "The Val" with one of our cheaper model Laptops, he just sent us an error report, let me get the easel, it's time to brainstorm. Put the other 34,939 reports we've received in the last four seconds aside. This is a DEFCON 3. It seems he was looking at three websites at the same time and his computer froze up on him. He chose to send us the error report, so he's irritated already so lets tread lightly. Gentleman we can rebuild this. We have the technology.
No one would be willing to take this job, unless they were lacking a soul. A person with absolutely no regard for human life. Cue the "How do we kill that which has no life?" South Park episode. Sending this error report is like being at the DMV with everyone who's on the internet at the exact same time. Good luck hearing back from Mr. Gates on this one.
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